KEGAROO!!! The annual Jive Turkee party! Jim Fohdrie and his band will open it up at 7pm. Your beloved pontificate of poultry will hit the stage at 9.

Everything is free! No guns, no fireworks, no bad attitudes.

One keg will be offered as a pagan sacrifice; after that you're on your own (BYOB). We'll have a big bonfire at 11pm. There'll also be two grills anyone can use.

beer, meat, kind-veggie-burr-eee-tos for all you irrecoverable hippie types...

...oh yeah, and camping stuff (unless you want to sleep al fresco). There's plenty of room for tents, and the intoxicated are strongly encouraged to spend the night.